atheistme:

All the scientific evidence for biological reproduction is just a joke. It’s the devils way of making you stop believing in the stork.

REPRODUCTION IS A LIE. STORKS FOR LIFE. 

The first chapter of my baby album is just a bunch of pictures of the stork dropping me off, my parents said they had to wait around for me all day, like a UPS package.

(Source: keepingitskeptical, via atheist-me)